Delphinium
Wife, playing Legends Arceus: hey honey I'm fighting a new pokemon and i need some help
Me, focusing on something else: uh huh, what do you need?
Wife: *shows me the pokemon she's fighting* what's this bitch allergic to?
Me: d... do you mean its type weakness?
Wife: just answer the damn question
getting into the shower: evil evil evil
being in the shower: there is no past and there is no future, there is just the here and now, i am alone but i am not lonely, i am calm and one with the universe, existence is sublime
getting out of the shower: evil evil evil (wet version)









